There's something mesmerizing about the smooth derrière of the fairer sex, something that captivates the eye, that warms the soul, that gives a man strength and courage and honour! It's tireless beauty is a thing to treasure. Whatever.
These are my kind of pumpkins! The general rule when it comes to girls' Halloween costumes is the more cleavage the more attention you'll get and the more points you'll get on my costume scorecard. Lots of these girls are nearing a ten.